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Tinha tempo, memé do tumblr. Maio 10, 2010

Filed under: nonsensetotal — paulamaria @ 5:15 am
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riscando as coisas que você já fez.

01. Pagar bebida pros seus amigos.
02. Pegar num tubarão.
03. Dizer “eu te amo” sentindo amor de verdade.
04. Abraçar uma árvore.
05. Achar que vai morrer.
06. Ficar acordado a noite inteira e ver o nascer do sol.
07. Não dormir por 24h.

08. Cultivar e comer os teus próprios vegetais.
09. Dormir sob as estrelas.
10. Mudar a fralda de uma criança.
11. Ver uma estrela cadente.
12. Ficar embriagado.
13. Doar coisas pra caridade.
14. Olhar para o céu e achar o cruzeiro do sul.

15. Ter um ataque de riso na pior altura possível.
16. Fazer uma luta de comida.
17. Apostar e perder.
18. Convidar um estranho para sair.
19. Fazer guerrinha de papel.
20. Gritar o mais alto que puder.
20. Pegar num cordeiro.
21. Andar de montanha russa.
22. Dançar como um louco e não se preocupar se estão olhando.
23. Falar com sotaque por um dia inteiro.
24. Estar mesmo feliz com a tua vida.
25. Ter dois hard drives para o computador.
26. Conhecer o teu país.
27. Cuidar de alguém embriagado.
28. Ter amigos fantásticos.
29. Dançar com um estranho.

30. Roubar uma placa/sinal de trânsito.
31. Fazer um passeio de noite na praia.
32. Ficar de coração partido mais tempo do que se esteve realmente apaixonado.
33. Sentar na mesa de um estranho num restaurante e comer com ele.

34. Imitar uma vaca.
35. Fingir que se é um super-herói.
36. Cantar karaokê.
37. Mergulhar.
38. Beijar na chuva.

39. Brincar na lama.
40. Brincar na chuva.
41. Apaixonar-se e não ficar de coração partido.
42. Visitar locais ancestrais.
43. Fazer uma arte marcial.
44. Entrar num filme. (?????)
45. Ser penetra numa festa.
46. Ficar sem comer por 5 dias.
47. Fazer um bolo sozinho.
48. Fazer uma tatuagem.
49. Receber flores sem razão.
50. Representar num palco.
51. Gravar música.
52. Ter um caso de uma noite.
53. Guardar um segredo.
54. Cantar bem alto no carro e não parar quando perceber que tem gente olhando.
55. Sobreviver a uma doença em que se podia ter morrido.
56. Perder dinheiro.
57. Cuidar de alguém com dor de cotovelo.
58. Fazer uma festa legal.
59. Partir o coração de alguém.

50. Fazer um piercing.
51. Andar a cavalo.
52. Fazer uma grande cirurgia.
53. Comer sushi.
54. Ter uma foto sua num jornal.
55. Mudar a opinião de alguém sobre alguma coisa em que acreditas profundamente.
56. Fazer de um inseto um animal de estimação.
57. Seleccionar um autor importante que não trabalhou na escola e lê-lo.
58. Comunicar com uma pessoa sem partilharem um língua comum.

59. Escrever a sua própria linguagem no computador.
60. Pensar que está vivendo um sonho.
61. Pintar o cabelo.
62: Salvar a vida de alguém.

 

Passatempo. Março 1, 2010

Filed under: nonsensetotal — paulamaria @ 3:21 pm
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A – Available: Não. ;)

B – Best Friend: Nenhum exatamente.

C – Candybar: Twix.

D – Dad’s Name: Luiz Paulo.

E – Easiest Person To Talk To: Jiulia.

F – Favorite Food: Queijo.

G – Gummy Bears Or Worms: Ursinhos, os laranjas.

H – Hometown: Vila Velha

I – Instrument: Rá.

J – Job: Tô procurando.

K – Kids: Cinco, é o plano.

L – Longest Car Ride: Nem sei.

M – Milk Flavor: Com chocolate.

N – Number Of Siblings: Não quero googlar e não sei o que é.

O – One Wish: Responder algumas de minhas inquietações.

P – Phobias: Libélulas e o resto eu não digo, porque atrai.

Q – Favorite Quote: “Fish piss in the sea. So do children. I don’t eat children eighter”.

R – Reason To Smile: Amor.

S – Song You Last Heard: Não sei.

T – Time You Woke Up: Nove e meia.

U – Unknown Fact About Me: Sou mais mole e carinhosa do que pareco inicialmente.

V – Vegetable: Cenoura.

W – Worst Habits: Não sei delegar tarefas, faço tudo sozinha.

X – X-Rays You’ve Had: No punho direito e na pélvis.

Y – Your Favorite Pastime: Olhar imagens e fotos na internet.

Z – Zodiac Sign: Câncer.

 

Outro. Dezembro 19, 2009

Filed under: diariamente,nonsensetotal — paulamaria @ 3:22 pm
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Prometo parar, ou não.

Bold what is true:

1. I love bolding surveys.
2. I am sick of the bold survey where the third question is “I love olives.”
3. A Walk to Remember is my favorite movie of all time.
4. I wear black more than any other color, but I am not gothic.
5. I genuinely care for my friends.
6. I don’t trust people easily thanks to past experiences.

7. Romance novels fascinate me.
8. I am female.
9. I do not wear glasses, but I probably should.
10. Switchfoot is an amazing band.
11. I have never seen the movie “Phantom of the Opera”.
12. Emotionally, it is easy to hurt me.
13. I have never been in a fist fight.
14. I did not attend preschool as a child.
15. I have an older brother.
16. I am an aunt (or uncle).
17. I am too organized…yet extremely messy
18. My shoulders are always hot, but my feet are always cold.
19. I realize bold surveys are hard to make up yourself.
20. This is not the first survey I have ever taken.
21. I am interested in taking psychology classes.
22. I am interested in taking creative writing classes.
23. I hope to publish a book some day.
24. I think men are sexy.
25. I refuse to use any other brand of tissue, besides Kleenex.
26. Duct tape annoys me more than it amuses me.
27. Easter used to be my favorite holiday.
28. My lips are chapped at this moment.
29. I was completely terrified of the monster under my bed as a child.
30. I have a boyfriend.
31. My birthday is in February.
32. I don’t have a job, but I want one and need one.
33. I decide I want to take a survey only if I see a certain question that I’d like to answer.

34. I am a sophomore in high school.
35. I have never left this country.
36. I like Winter Break more than Spring Break.
37. I LOVE to sleep in.
38. The word “fluffy” makes me laugh.
39. I have cried within the last 24 hours.
40. My fingertips are freezing cold.
41. I have already eaten dinner.
42. Normally I don’t eat breakfast.
43. If I eat more than 2 marshmallows in one sitting, I feel sick.
44. I will never drink alcohol.
45. I will never smoke cigarettes.
46. I will never do drugs.
47. I really don’t like country music.
48. I have a cat.
49. I have thrown up from crying too much before.
50. I don’t intend to ever eat sushi. Gross.
51. When I was little, I was a very big cheater.
52. I’m overweight, but I’m trying to lose it.
53. I always look at peoples away messages.
54. I crack my knuckles often.
55. I’m not in any sports.

56. I play the acoustic guitar, and I love it.
57. I have only been to 2 concerts before in my life.
58. I’ve only kissed one person unrelated to me, so far.
59. I used to want to be am a vegetarian.
60. Now I want to be a writer.

61. Or a graphic designer…
62. I get along better with guys.
63. I used to like Pokemon. I still remember the names.
64. I am mostly French heritage.
65. I believe in God and have faith in Him.
66. Lip rings are arousing.
67. I love and get along with my cousins.
68. I had a pet turtle one summer.
69. I get excited about getting new underwear.
70. I need a boost in my self-esteem.
71. I’ve thought about suicide.

72. It frustrates me when people use double negatives.
73. I love receiving mail and e-mail.
74. I’ve had a penpal before.
75. I can’t sleep on my back. I just can’t.
76. I hate public bathrooms.
77. I listen to my parents; it’s just that sometimes I really don’t care.

78. Once in my life, I named a pigeon.
79. I laugh when I watch old home videos.
80. I used to be obsessed with the Spice Girls.
81. I once started a fire in my microwave.
82. I wish on Tootsie Roll Pop wrappers.
83. I really like the name Mathias.
84. I often fake my happiness for the benefit of others.
85. …And so I don’t have to explain everything that’s bothering me…
86. I keep a diary online and a diary on paper.
87. I love reading. It takes me away from reality.
88. I have an odd sense of humor that not many people understand.
89. I don’t like getting my picture taken by others.
90. I am a very huge procrastinator… with EVERYTHING.

91. The OC is my favorite TV show ever.
92. I’m afraid that my friends are gonna isolate me again.
93. I’m glad this survey is almost over.
94. I am in the mood to take a shower.

95. I feel like crying when I look at old pictures.
96. I have a very busy day tomorrow.
97. I am in the mood to kiss somebody.

98. I might be in love with my best friend…
99. I have my own key for the house/apartment I live in.
100. I love the color neon green when it’s mixed with black.

 

Memé de dezembro. Dezembro 16, 2009

Filed under: merda,nonsensetotal — paulamaria @ 12:35 pm
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Bold what is true:

1. I woke up in the afternoon today.
2. I have at least three picture frames in my room.
3. My trash can is full.
4. I love snow globes, but I’d never buy one.
5. I use my regular phone more than my cell phone.
6. I’m single, but I don’t want to be.
7. My hair is layered. You can barely tell.
8. I hate the term “best friend,” but I use it anyway.
9. I get along with my mom more than my dad.
10. I like making beaded bracelets.
11. I’ve never run for class president/treasurer, etc.
12. Most of my friends are white.
13. I have over 150 CDs in my collection.
14. I would rather listen to the radio than CDs.
15. I own whiteout, but I barely ever use it.
16. I’m very shy until you get to know me.
17. Some take my shyness as being mean/rude.
18. Most people probably don’t understand me.
19. I have a very random sense of humor.
20. I do not consider myself attractive.
21. I feel that I’m more mature than most people my age.
22. …But not all the time.
23. I used to pick my nose and wipe it on the wall.
24. I’d rather be cold than hot.
25. I always wait for that one person to sign on.
26. I’m probably online too much for my own good.
27. I am trying to lose weight and it’s not working out very well.

28. I own a LOT of chapstick. A LOT.
29. I love to buy paper… but I barely use it.
30. I write in my paper journal once a day or more.
31. I am an American, yet I find them annoying.
32. I’ve used binoculars the wrong way before.
33. I’m thirsty, but I can’t be bothered to go get something.
34. My best friend is that of the opposite sex.
35. My stomach hurts a little bit right now.
36. Sometimes I feel really, really sorry for myself.
37. Other times I feel really, really lucky.

38. I have a friend (or more) who creeps me out.
39. I have more than one shelf up in my room.
40. It’s sunny out today.
41. I don’t have a car.
42. I’m very picky with food.
43. I have a hard time with directions.
44. I am a little bit obsessive compulsive, I think.
45. I talk to myself in the mirror sometimes.
46. I don’t have that many DVDs yet.

48. I feel very sick if a movie is gory.
49. I have a lot in common with my best friend(s).
50. I believe in the theory that opposites attract.
51. I like someone who is at least four years older than me.
52. I’ve started a fire/explosion in the microwave before.
53. I’m worried that one of my pets will die soon.
54. I have cut myself before and sometimes still want to.
55. Never been THAT drunk, but it might be kinda fun.
56. Sometimes I act drunk even when I’m not.
57. It annoys me when people chew loudly.
58. And breathe loudly.

59. And click their pens like crazy.
60. I enjoy bold surveys, mostly ‘cause I have no life.
61. I’d rather have a popsicle than popcorn.
62. I’d rather do laundry than the dishes.
63. Someday, I will go to England.
64. I’d rather be in a dark room than a bright one.
65. My alarm clock annoys me very, very much.
66. When I was younger, I went to summer school for fun.
67. I was made fun of in middle school. That has scarred me.
68. I’ve never eaten sushi and never will.
69. I remember where I was when I first learned to whistle.
70. If Barney is on TV, I will still sit there and watch.
71. MySpace is annoying, but I’m pretty much addicted to it.
72. I hAtE iT wHeN pPl TyPe LyK dIs!!!11
73. When I talk to my crush, I basically stop breathing.
74. People have told me that I’m sexy before.
75. I never believe it when they do.
76. I love to write, but whenever I start something new I can’t finish it.
77. I love to read, but I can’t do it for a long time.
78. If I lay down and watch TV, I end up falling asleep.
79. I absolutely LOVE riding my bike.
80. I love to play badminton, but I don’t play often.
81. I have never been on a sports team before.
82. I’m in at least one advanced placement class.
83. I’m in the class of 2009.
84. Jacuzzis and hot tubs are very relaxing.
85. I have stood up and done something else during this survey.

86. I space out a lot, but that’s ‘cause I think too much.
87. I’ve made a shelf in a store collapse before.
88. I’m a big crybaby, and I know it.
89. I wouldn’t mind having a ferret for a pet.
90. I love to watch home videos.
91. I miss my childhood and wish I could go back.
92. I’d rather brush my teeth normal than use an electric toothbrush.
93. Dippin’ Dots are good, but not worth the money.
94. I feel like I’m more confident than I used to be.
95. My friends come to me for advice often.
96. I’ve had over five significant others in my lifetime.
97. I have cheated on one or more of them before.
98. Last year’s math class was completely useless.
99. I hate the fact that I’m growing up. I don’t want to.
100. I miss a lot of my old friends, but not all of them.

veio de lá do tumblr.

 

Bold your choice. Novembro 17, 2009

1. Coca Cola, Pepsi, Sprite, Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper?

2. Cats, dogs, horses, lizards, or hamsters?

3. TV, cinema, computer, iPod, gaming console?

4. Rock, rap, pop, metal, or punk?

5. Black, white, blue, red, or green?

6. Salad, hamburger, ice cream, chips, fruit?

7. Kindergarten, elementary, junior high, high school, college?

8. United States, Canada, Australia, France, England, or Ireland?

9. Swimming, fishing, tanning, theme parks, or camping?

10. Snowball fights, snowmen, snow angels, or sledding?

11. English, math, science, history or art?

12. Gummy worms, lollipops, chocolate bars, or cotton candy?

13. Xbox 360, Gamecube, Super Nintendo, Handheld?

14. Facebook, Xanga, Tumblr, YouTube, or Google?

15. Cute guys, tough guys, smart guys, hot guys, or this is dumb?

16. Flats, heels, Uggs, flip flops or skater shoes?

17. Early morning, early afternoon, late afternoon, evening?

18. Bathroom, living room, bed room, kitchen, or attic?

19. Face-to-face, home phone, instant messenger, cell phone?

20. Skinny jeans, flared jeans, capris, shorts, or skirts?

21. T-shirt, hoodies, tank top, tube top, or halter top?

22. McDonald’s, Wendy’s, KFC, Burger King, or Dairy Queen?

23. Car, airplane, train, boat, walking?

24. Coffee, tea, water, milk, or soda?

25. Drama, comedy, horror, action/adventure, or thriller?

veio lá do reticências.

 

Outro memé. Maio 8, 2009

Filed under: merda,nonsensetotal,whatthehell? — paulamaria @ 1:00 am
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A Manu  me passou mais um memé. Aí, vou fazer. Pelo menos eu não escrevo das minhas irritações aqui e finjo que tô numa “nice”. Esse é assim: tu pega qualquer player seu (pode ser celular, PC, mp3-4-5-6 whatever) e coloca os 5 primeiros. Vou pegar as três mais tocadas do meu Winamp. É um player, afinal. :)

Chico Buarque – tatuagem: essa música me dá arrepios e fala de coisas que eu acredito. Pra mim-  e pros teóricos que leio, claro – aprendizagem se dá quando está no corpo, quando não percebemos. Tatuagem fala do amor que não tem jeito, tá ali, se faz no inesperado. Confesso que não curto muito Chico cantando (agora eu morro com mil facadas, mas é verdade!), mas nessa música ele acerta o tom como ninguém.

Dead Fish – mulheres negras: Não tem jeito. É a minha preferida deles, principalmente essa versão ao vivo. Faz chorar e arrepiar, e olha que eu só fui a um show deles em toda minha vida. Acho isso um dos fatores “ruins” da minha adolescência presa em casa, tutelada. Hoje tô em paz. “Apesar de tudo, se negam a chorar”.

Tool – stinkfist: Claro que “minhas músicas violentas” teriam que aparecer. Tool é lindeza pros ouvidos todos os dias, e essa é a minha favorita. Não tenho muito o que dizer mais. :)

Pronto, chega. Meu humor não consegue ser tão fake assim.

beijos